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Name: Sammy, Samantha
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 11/27/1987
Interests: sining, playing the piano(or at least trying to), laughing, trying to make people laugh, gardening with friends ( you guys know what i'm talking about...) and many many other wonderful things.
Expertise: My list of expertise could go on for days,(just kidding).
Occupation: Retired
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message me
Member Since:
10/20/2003
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| Hey Guys!
First off Happy Holidays!!! Finally Christmas, I mean Winter Break is here. No school for two weeks, it's great isn't it... but I have to work...everyday. It's ok though, cause I still have the nights..hey, ho..hey ho! Jk. But speaking of ho's, I am having some issues. So here is the story of the week. It's not that funny, well actually..it's not funny at all. But hopefully one day I will look back on this and laugh, and I'll say "what a sl*t...hahahahaha." or maybe I won't only time will tell. So here it goes:
For my birthday one of my guy friends had a little party at his house. Everything was going great. No one was fighting, everyone was getting along, and the guy I liked asked me out, ( I said I wasn't sure...). Overall it was one of the best birthday parties I have ever had. Then the next day all of my friends and I went to the mall and in-and-out. We went in two cars. The first car was driven by Chantilli and one of our guy friends and I were in that car. The other car was the guy that I liked (and who supposedly liked me) and one of my best friends went in his car. My best friend was supposed to talk to the guy I liked about me, and see what was going on. Well, that isn't quite what happened. This past weekend I was having "the gang " over at my house. Chantilli and my friend Nick went to go get fast food or something when they called my house. This is what happened... ~ring ring~!" Hey, Sammy it's Chantilli... are you alone? Okay go down stairs then I need to tell you something about %^%! ( I hid his name for legal reasons) at your birthday party...he got with *&%! (MY BEST FRIENDS NAME!!!). Yea...I know...but...they did it twice. They hooked up on the way to the mall too."
Did that make any sense? Sorry if it didn't. I can't write anymore now... I'll finish the story later. | | |
| Hey guys!!!
Sorry that I haven't updated im a while, I've just been a busy busy bee! So back to Ymmas...O my, so Ymmas and her mother and sister had now been in the car for about 3 hours. On the windy, curvy road. With the stop...and go....and stop..and go. I hope you all get the point by now. So three hours and seven packs of jolly ranchers later, Ymmas just couldn't take it anymore. So she screamed " I can't take it anymore " and she then threw up...everywhere. Now, how many of you have seen the exorcist? Pretty scary stuff, ok, so picture that instead of green barf, it's hot pink barf. It was nasty, a sticky. And it looked as though Ymmas had barfed up a pink easter bunny. Things sucked. ..a lot. So to make things worse, Ymmas mother pulled over and tried to clean Ymmas off as much as she could. In front of the entire parade of cars... Things sucked even more when people came over with water bottles to offer help. bitter ~Nice people suck~. Well kids I hope you learned something form the story of the week..err two-three weeks... Anyway, the moral of the story is don't eat pink watermelon jolly ranchers, and mean people suck... a lot. Well guys I'll write more later but it's getting mighty late! See you all around and about!
Joke of the week! ~(I know I look forward to it too)~
ok...so a guy walks into a bar....ummm no. Okay! there was this Hitch hiker and..wait no. Okay.. I got a good one. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nac-cho cheese!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha I know...I know I'm laughing too.jk
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| Hey Guys!!
o my, it's been a long time since I've xanga'd. Well since then, there was homecoming...but lets not talk about that. Well,if we must, this year I had an o.k time. The actual dance sucked because well... the vibe just wasn't right. The lights were on the entire night and half of the student body waited in line most of the time to take pictures. After the dance I had a great time, but lets not talk about that ( I try to keep my sight PG-13..jk). So,this weekend is the play. I should be at the cast party right now. But instead I'm blowing my nose and taking " Maximum strength Tylenol Flu" every six hours. So for the past three days I've been watching TV and reading my sojourn books. I haven't left my house in three days!!!! I think I'm going to go crazy!!! So with me being sick, I just thought it would be right to tell a story about our good friend Ymmas getting sick.
So...When Ymmas was about 8 her father was running the annual Monterey Marathon. The Marathon route follows a dirt road, a curvy, curvy road. What happens in the Marathon is: the runners line up and they start running, and then about twenty minutes later the runner's friends and/or family drive about a mile behind the last runner, so that they can pick them up at the finish line. (Because there is only that one road that can take the cars to the finish line...).When the race is over the drivers pick up the runners at the finish line.(did that make any sense? If it didn't I'm sorry ask me at school to explain.) So anyhow... here's the scene. Ymmas, Ymmas' sister, and ymmas'mom are all in the car waiting in the traffic, on the winding road, in the hot sun, and the winding road, the winding road...did I mention the winding road? So Ymmas is felling a little car sick... "Mom I feel sick." said Ymmas. "Here Ymmas have a watermelon jolly rancher,it will make you feel better" said the mother. Now what Ymmas'mother didn't realize was that Ymmas really didn't feel good. So whenever Ymmas whined about not feeling good, her mom would give her another watermelon jolly rancher. Ymmas finished off three packs of jolly ranchers that day, but that wouldn't be the end of the jolly ranchers... To Find out what happens read next week!! And do you know what else happens next week????? MY BIRTHDAY!!! Well, guys I got to go It's getting late!! Remember to read later and find out what happened to Ymmas and her jolly ranchers and the extremely curvy road. | | |
| Hello!!!! I got to write fast because i have enough homework to last me for months...But anyhoot! My weekend was ummm...boring. I had to go to Bolder creek and do nothing. But I will make up for it this weekend because..It's Halloween!!!! One of the best days of the year! I mean come on, lets think about it... you get to dress up, and people practically throw candy at you! Halloween ROCKS!!! And I'm not scared to say it. But anyways.. I believe that last week we left of with poor little yamms, with 7 red beads stuck up her nose...So what little Yamms did was she screamed and then cried. And then screamed and cried some more. Things were not good for poor little Yamms. Then little Ymmas mother came in asking what was wrong... the rest of the Ymmas little, poor, memory is a little blurry...but in the end Ymmas was rushed to the (doctors office) hostpital, and had the beads removed from her nose. Now, this sounds a lot more fun than it really is , trust me. And still to this day, ymmas still thinks of her youthful clowning days with a little tear in her eye. Well, that's the end of the first ever "story of the week."
I hope you all enjoyed..(and if you didn't just pretend like you did)
now! For all you 3' drama kids...here is the joke of the day! (Bianca and Rick this one goes out to you!)- I saw the Pickler in a movie this weekend... | | |
| oppps sorry but i need to take a typing break! So in order to find out what happened to poor little yamms tune in next week~
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